The Sugar Bandit Strikes Again

Went up to the vending machines on the 20th floor at work. Mumbled to myself that the thing ought to point a gun at me and say "stick-em-up!" I mean even this smallish rice crispy treat cost---- believe it or not--- a whole dollar! Of course, what do I do? I buy this $1 danish wrapped in plastic. Yum!

Maybe bandit is the wrong word, maybe pusher would be better.

What does that make me who knows the stuff is over-priced yet continues to buy?

(You don't have to answer that!)